Mohabbat

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Har mod asaan nehi hota, har mod pe khushiya nehi milti.
Jab hum zindagi ka saath nehi chhodte toh
Mohabbat ka saath kyun chhode??
---Mohabbatein

Tuesday, 29 August 2017

The Action...Humor



Scene 1:- (In the Road)


Arnab and Tina were returning home after attending their common friend’s marriage, for the entire day rain God was showering his blessing sometime with high intensity sometime lesser, it was drizzling outside when they came out from the marriage hall, it was already 12:30AM, they covered almost half of their way to home but suddenly the bike stopped, after repeated try it did not start, naturally they decided to cover the rest path by walking and pushing the bike.
They took just few steps and then suddenly four strangers appeared in front of them with guns in their hands.


The boss of the goons ordered Arnab and Tina

…hand over whatever you have…money, chains, rings.

Pls don’t shoot pls, take whatever you need but don’t shoot….Arnab continued to request repeatedly.

Tina was looking at Arnab with anger

What happened why you are looking at me so angrily?...Arnab asked being confused.

Can’t you beat them? Can’t you save me from them?...Tina expressed her expectations.

Arnab shouted out with surprise

…What are you saying? have you gone mad? Can’t you see the guns in their hands? What can…

The boss interfered

…Oye madam, you know one bullet is enough to make you silent and I never miss my target though I am not so expert like Viju (Viju of Buddha Hoga Tera Baap) to pass the second bullet through the same whole in your forehead but after getting the first bullet you will not be alive to check whether I can pass the second bullet or not.
After some agitating conversations at last Arnab attacked the goons but at after two minutes facing  the floor he was making his best efforts to wake up and at the end he became senseless.

"Usi ched may agar doosri goli chali jaye toh samaj lo woh viju ki goli hai''



The Goons thought Arnab was dead so they left the place immediately.


Scene 2:- (Nursing Home)


When Tina entered in Arnab’s cabin Arnab was talking with his parents. Standing in front of Arnab she asked

…How are you now?

Arnab replied with a smile

…Feeling better.

…when doctor will release you?

…After half an hour.

Tina looked at Arnab’s parents and said

…uncle, aunty, you don’t need to stay here, I will handle the formalities and will take Arnab home.

Holding the hands of Tina Arnab’s mom replied with passionate voice
…You have taken care of him so much, have admitted him here, stayed for 3AM, I will remain ever grateful to you.


Scene 3:- (Arnab’s Bedroom)


Lying in the bed in his room, covering his eyes with hand, Arnab was in deep thought, that time his bosom friend Vijay entered and asked

…Hey Arnab how are you?
Arnab looked at him and shouted out

…have you come here to see my destruction?

Vijay was surprised, was trying to figure out what’s the matter is and then asked
… Why you are so angry?

Arnab replied with an upset voice

….Do you know, what Tina has said to me when she came here from the nursing home? She said…we should go for break up.

Vijay shouts out

…What? 

…yes, she said…you are not my hero, so we should stop this relationship here, have not you watched in movies when the goons beats the hero very badly and he becomes almost senseless then the heroine starts to shout out with his name and the voice of the heroine energize the hero, then he regains his energy and beats the goons very badly. But yesterday nothing like this happened, I called you so many times but you did not wake up, so you are not my hero.

What a logic….Vijay expressed with surprise.

…I tried to talk to her by she is not receiving my call.

Vijay was silent, was roaming around the room, was thinking something very deeply and after few minutes with a joyous voice he said

…what will happen if Tina finds those goons in the hospital bed, screaming out of pain?

Arnab looked at him angrily and replied

…and who is gonna do that? Even we together can’t beat those goons; they are very powerful, figure like the WWF wrestlers.

With a smile in his face Vijay answered

…who says we are going to do this?

Then brought out his mobile from the pockets, opened twitter, opened Jyotirmoy’s twitter page and said

…look at this, he is Jyotirmoy, my school life friend, from last few years we were not in contact, recently I have found him again in twitter, he will do this for us.
Seeing the header image of Jytirmoy in twitter Arnab got a ray of hope and asked
…will he do it for me, I mean he is not my friend…
Vijay interfered him and said

…let me call him

When Jyotirmoy received the call Vijay explained him everything.


Scene 4:- (Hospital)


Arnab informed Vijay with upset voice

…Tina is not receiving my call, better you call her.

Vijay dialed the number and when Tina received he said with hurry

…Hey Tina, come quickly to hospital, as soon as possible.

From other side Tina asked curiously

…what happened? Is anything wrong with Arnab?

Without answering her Vijay disconnected the call.

In between ten minute Tina reached there and seeing Arnab in the main gate she was about to leave, Arnab stopped her somehow and said

…pls give a chance, I wanna show you something.

He took Tina to Men’s general ward bed no. 36 to 41, seeing the patients Tina was about to laugh out loudly, these are the same goons who had beaten Aranb very badly.

They came out from the hospital, Tina started her bike and before leaving informed Arnab

…after the office we will meet in the park and will take dinner in restaurant, treat is mine.

Vijay dialed the no. of Jyoitrmoy and thanked him for his service, Arnab snatched the mobile and expressed his gratitude

…Hey Jyotirmoy, thanks a lot for being so helpful, I am not your friend but still you have helped me so much, I will remain ever grateful to you.


Scene 5:-(Previous Night)

after receiving Vijay’s call and listening everything, Jyotirmoy decided what he is gonna do, around 10Pm taking his………….cycle, yes cycle no bike, taking his cycle Jyotirmoy visited the place where the goons beaten Arnab yesterday night, shops were being closed gradually, he was trying to search the goons, in the mean time a middle aged person came to him with curiosity and asked whom he is looking here, when Jyotirmoy gave him the description of the goons, he said

…come with me.

After crossing some narrow lanes they reached near a house, the door was closed, that person knocked the door and it opened then he took Jyotirmoy inside and introduced to the boss

…Boss, this guy is looking for you.

Then he left the place.

There were more than nine members including the boss, the boss asked

…what’s up, why are you looking for me?

Jyotirmoy asked

…Are you the guys who have beaten a boy last night when he was returning back home with his beloved?

The boss replied with a firm voice

….yes we are the guys, then what?

Jyotirmoy turned back and closed the door.

The boss laughed out

…Oye…. hero, we have also watched the movie “Deewaar”, now you will lock the door and will throw the keys towards us, then after sometime screaming out of pain after beaten badly by you we will hand over the keys to you…. nothing going to happen like that.

Then all laughed out.

Jyotirmoy looked at them, smiled and brought out the lock from his pocket, locking the door he threw the keys towards the goons and starred to roam around the house replying boldly with firm voice

…neither I am Vijay(Amitabh Bachchan in Deewar) nor this is the movie Deewar.
He was delivering his dialogue and closing the windows one by one, after closing the last window he stood in front of the boss, the boss was five feet away from his, Jyotirmoy lifted his two hands upon the head and then….thrown his body under the feet of the boss and holding the legs of the boss and keeping his head in the feet of the boss he started to request earnestly



…pls help me, pls help me, until you agree to help me I will not leave your feet, pls, pls,pls ,pls,pls.

There was a pin drop silence in the room; everyone was surprised, after few moments the boss requested

…pls leave my leg, am feeling uneasy

Jyotirmoy continued requesting him and at the end the boss promised

…ok,ok, I will help, pls leave my legs and take a seat here.

When Jyotirmoy took the seat the boss asked

…what’s the matter? Tell me.

Jyotirmoy explained everything what happened after they have beaten Arnab.
The boss asked

…what we have to do?

…you just take a bed in the hospital tomorrow morning with bandages in your heads, legs and hands and have to scream out of pain when Tina will enter.

…OK, I have understood the whole drama, but my friend, it’s not good to lie to your beloved.

…when the girl is so filmy type then what can we do.

Then after a pause boss asked

…but why you are so much concerned about them, according to your description neither Arnab nor Tina are your friend.

…look, if Arnab and Tina go for break up then people will lose faith in love; they are in love with each other from last seven years.

Some water droplets came out from the eyes of the boss.

What happened, why you are crying? …Jyotirmoy asked curiously.

The boss somehow controlled himself and said

…you know, she, my beloved left me for the same reason; I was unable to protect her when some goons attacked us. From that time I decided to be an anti-social and will beat people, especially the Romeos. Except beating and snatching I don’t do any other anti-social activities.

Jyotirmoy asked 

…when did she leave you?

The boss answered

…twelve years ago.

Then a cacophony started in the room, the cmahcha’s started to inform one by one
…8 years, 11 years, 5 years, 2 years, 9 years, 1 year.

It took some time for everyone to control their emotion then the boss asked Jyotirmoy
…it’s already 11 Pm, have you taken dinner? Why don’t you take dinner with us?

They all completed the dinner with delicious and spicy Chicken biriyani and Mutton curry.

Then the boos came to see of Jyotirmoy, when they reached the main road and was about to bid good bye, jyotirmoy said

…boss, may I ask you a question?

Boss replied with a sweet smile

…yes bro, sure.
…you said that except beating and snatching you don’t perform any other activity then why do you keep a gun with you, I mean a big dagger is enough for such works.

The boos looked around and replied with whispered tone

….For self defense, if by chance any one stronger than me try to beat me then the gun will save me for sure.


Getting the answer Jyotirmoy said good bye and headed towards his house.



Being a peace lover Jyotirmoy always avoids any type of chaos, he always tries to settle down the issue with conversation and this is the reason he always maintains distance with the people who have the habit to shout out in small issues, plays tricks and are quarrelsome.

Peace in mind brings peace in life.